Zip Zap Rap

Yesterday we started getting christmas presents at work (usually includes anything and everything guaranteed to make me fat as hell) and one of our clients brought each of us a picnic basket overflowing w/ goodies, including everything you would need for a picnic (obvs): blanket, silverware, plates, wine glasses (for that romantic excursion), napkins, etc. So I'm talking to this kid who's eyeing the basket and telling him how I now have everything a person would ever need for a picnic (like many of the lame conversations I have w/ children, I spoke to him like he was mentally challenged), to which he replies: "Except a man." What?? How the f*ck did he know? Listen Timmy (*not actual name) ...why don't you get back to me in 10 years and tell me how that lisp is working out for you? Then we'll see who needs a man. Wait, what? That didn't really make any sense.

Okay, I'm about to state the obvious....but I really don't think Lindsay Lohan's album is going to be very good. Call me crazy. Also, the cover reminds me of this really bad 80's album by this guy named Devestatin' Dave...let's see if I can find it so we can compare. Oh, here it is. Hilarious!

Jude Law top kisser of 2004. I'm going to take a moment to close my eyes and imagine me kissing Jude. Yeah, that was nice. And the biggest f*cker? Forever and always- Jared Leto. (any excuse to post that picture...makes me laugh).
R.